called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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