Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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