i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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