I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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