I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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