i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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