I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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