My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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