I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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