And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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