I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
