I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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