Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I cockslap morals
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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