Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
