oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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