Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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