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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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