They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I want is dick and wine.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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