Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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