a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you never un-have a 4some
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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