i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I smell like Dick and happiness
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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