Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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