nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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