On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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