dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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