Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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