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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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