I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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