She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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