so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I need a burrito and a hug.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
