Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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