Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.