she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...