So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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