no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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