So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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