She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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