Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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