OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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