their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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