True but thats because hes a fetus.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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