I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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