and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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