D3 body, D1 cock
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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