I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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