i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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