well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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