i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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