Do you still have your period?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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