I am puke
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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