1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
