the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There r osticjed everywhere
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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