Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
it glows. i had to have it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
