it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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