And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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